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23, pa res, gemini, catholic, bisexual, bipolar, irish lass with the mouth of a sailor, wishes she was a mermaid



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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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severalbadpunslater:

this is probably one of my favorite jokes in all of western media

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zodiacsociety:

KAMA SUTRA For Each Zodiac Sign!
How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign
Zodiac Signs Being Drunk
If Each Zodiac Sign Was a Drug

zodiacsociety:

scottlava:

“Tell your chef Linguini that I want whatever he dares to serve me. Tell him to hit me with his best SHOT.”
FOOD WEEK: Day 5

scottlava:

Tell your chef Linguini that I want whatever he dares to serve me. Tell him to hit me with his best SHOT.”

FOOD WEEK: Day 5

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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Various Articles on Relationships

lifejoy21:

23 Psychological Facts About Attraction

24 Tips on Moving On After a Breakup

24 Subtle Ways To Let Someone Know That You Like Them

24 Things That He Finds Attractive

24 Things That She Finds Attractive

8 Advantages of Being Single

8 Tips for Long Distance Relationships 

24 Signs She’s a Keeper 

24 Signs He’s a Keeper

24 Signs That Maybe You are in Love

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