21, pa res, gemini, catholic, bisexual, bipolar, irish lass with the mouth of a sailor, wishes i was a fairy

cosmo sex tip #669

alwaysakillabee:

allaboardthekevintran:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

wrong leveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrr………….

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
i’m doing this thing at my school called “Ms. Eastern” which is a miss congeniality contest.  anywho, i had to answer the question, “Why do you want to be miss eastern
 i said i wanted to make my tumblr followers proud.
so…..  I HOPE I MAKE ALL 92 OF YOU PROUD!

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

i’m doing this thing at my school called “Ms. Eastern” which is a miss congeniality contest.  anywho, i had to answer the question, “Why do you want to be miss eastern

 i said i wanted to make my tumblr followers proud.

so…..  I HOPE I MAKE ALL 92 OF YOU PROUD!

cryofthealbatross:

A tribute to the friendship between Tolkien and Lewis.

cryofthealbatross:

A tribute to the friendship between Tolkien and Lewis.

claraoszwin:

aladynamedpatria:

marius needs to go to babies 101.

This is going to be problematic when Marius and Cosette have their first baby.

“Marius what on earth are you doing?!”

“I’m singing the baby to sleep…”

“YOU’RE DRAGGING HIM ACROSS THE FLOOR YOU’RE GOING TO SNAP HIS SPINE.”

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